The guy who can't be hugged

There is a guy who can't be hugged
But I'm sure he can be bugged
He lives in Delhi
With a big fat belly
Oh, he is the guy who can't be hugged

He has gleaming eyes
Fit for his size
But has ears as big as tyres
That are meant for the dryers

His round and round face
Is bound to taste like peaches
Oh, I think he wears breaches
That's the guy who can't be hugged
But I'm sure he can be bugged.

( 23 April 2002 )