the last sin
  pale ashen sky
a bleary eye
clouds of recurring screams...
i am a zoo
  an octopus leviathan
tentacles into an ocean
of unformed emotions...
syphilis and love  
  syphilitic pall
stifles the clear blue
i contort...
shell and pearl
  amidst highs and lows
in life's ocean flows
a shell peony-mouthed...
i am an unmarried mother
  fed on stings
of barbed milk morality
my child-plankton...
the lovers
  cell upon cell
bridge of their union
hung on the pillars...
  ogre of age
and time cavil
at a warm picture...
the young today
  innocence thaws
at the altar
of ambition...

with apologies to

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as long as your partner
making her dissatisfied
with your- for want of a better word- stamina
feel your sex life is not all that it could be?
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as the Kinsey Institute Report so eruditely suggests
the average male ejaculates in less than 2 minutes
lo and behold it’s all over even before it began
while the female counterpart
more robust that she is
needs at least 8-10 minutes of intervention
any surprise then that premature ejaculation
is everywoman’s number one grievance
am sure you’d appreciate that the ability to last
is truly the most vital aspect
of a ‘healthy’ relationship

and surely you know
that if your girl isn’t satisfied
in the sack
it can lead to much bigger problems
outside it
saying it succinctly it can
a) damage your self-confidence
b) make you an even worse lover
c) may force your partner to seek
fulfillment elsewhere
cheating extra-marital affairs break-ups
even god damn divorces
often stem from a disappointing sex life
lemme not beat around the bush
premature ejaculation
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( 24 April 2003 )