Paris ain’t a dumb blonde
Last week in Europe
Paris met a guy
At a cool nightclub
Oh, “he was totally hot”
So hot
She had a spiritual experience
She said at a private Kabbalah
Not new-age theosophy
But a philosophy of action
Bash at the Big Apple
How dare you
Call her a dumb blonde!
A week earlier
Before her spiritual nirvana
Our Hilton heiress
Won the coveted membership
Of the Ninja Strike Force
Of the Cult of the Dead Cow
An ultra-hip group
Of hackers and tech activists
Apparently Ms. Carwash Hilton
Hacked--how clever--the voicemail accounts
Of Lindsay Lohan and other hot dogs
How dare you
Call her a dumb blonde!
Please let her have
Her double hamburger
With mayonnaise and cheese
And her totally hot guy
In peace
15 September 2006
